you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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