My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Is it because I queefed?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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