..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"