Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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