The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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