There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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