They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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