im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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