Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
