Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
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