sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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