Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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