Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm bleeding and have questions
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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