yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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