I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She even gives head with a lisp.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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