Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
