Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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