That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
So many bounce houses so little time
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
A bitchslap is in order.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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