Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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