There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
