Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(303): View more from Colorado

My friends, they love my intelligence

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(909): View more from California

i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.

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(407): View more from Florida

Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.

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(940): View more from Texas

good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom

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(973): View more from New Jersey

and then he started using my ass as a stressball

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...

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(214): View more from Texas

Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life

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(678): View more from Georgia

literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess

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(516): View more from New York

There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.

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