she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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