apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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