Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
There's even glitter on my cock...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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