problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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