Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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