So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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