.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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