she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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