Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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