Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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