No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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