We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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