so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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