So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
