Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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