Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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