party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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