White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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