idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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