Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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