hotel room ftw
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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