The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
