Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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