it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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