Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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