super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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