New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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