Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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