TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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