I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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