I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
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i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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