forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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