Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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