it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My breasts were aching with rage.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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