talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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