I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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