Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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