Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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