Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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